snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

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Pro Tip:

arachnids8rip:

fuckbrekay:

vegancajun:

yourladyfriend:

abchannahxyz:

stellarlife:

When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed. 

Little things, you guys. Little things. 

Dude.

karlie is a genius

If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.

he’d swallow his eyeballs.

100% of this is beautiful

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zeekayart:

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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i did this with 5 day past the expiry milk 2 days ago

it was not fun

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